Phew! Only 28% Abnormal

You Are 28% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

Bender: tips for better living

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."

"I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it."

"Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious."

"I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

"C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..."

"Okay kids, it's nine o'clock, you know what that means... daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed."

"My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless."

(After his brain is removed) "I am Bender. Please insert girder."
(Immediately upon having his brain loaded back into his head) "I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"